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wouldntneedasecondchance asked: "WIKIPEDIA SAYS SCARLETT IS 29"

Oh thank god it was an old interview I am such a moron

founders subjectssalazar slytherin + potions

'Salazar's most prized trait - aside from his famous ambition - was his eye for detail. His father recognised this when he was young and nurtured it, giving him great tomes filled with potion ingredients and all their uses.

At Hogwarts, Salazar recited the long list in front of his students, to much applause.

houselannisters:

Yes because jaime would totally rape cersei

the jaime that  felt sick at the sound of hearing rhaella targaryen raped

the jaime that also felt sick after he heard of ellia and her babies being brutally murdered

THE JAIME THAT GOT HIS HAND CUT OFF SAVING HIS FRIEND FROM BEING RAPED

THE JAIME THAT SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE IF HE WAS A WOMAN THAN LET SOMEONE RAPE HIM

THAT JAIME

posted 1 week ago with 1 note

lol the cute young guy at Subway just winked at me and gave me like three free cookies and basically that’s the most action I’ve gotten in a year

posted 1 week ago

Things I learned tonight:

  • A silly C-quality CW show can literally make me sob (and loudly) until I need a towel for the ocean of tears that my eyes have produced
  • Also, do not go into tag for said show
  • Really, don’t do it
  • Because no one will care about the brave, selfless and agonisingly pointless deaths of like three hundred people 
  • People will only want to scream loudly about the completely non-canon-and-somewhat-nonsensical-but-somehow-most-popular ship
  • One that will be your notp so hard
  • Like so hard you have no idea

Therefore, moral of the story for next week: 

  • Do not underestimate silly show’s abilities to turn on tear faucets
  • Bring tissues for inevitable outpour of said tears
  • Bring earplugs for inevitable cacophony of fandom, and avoid tag like the plague’s uglier cousin
  • Repeat weekly.
posted 1 week ago with 1 note

Part 1 of current creative project complete

Size: approx 5cm total
Material: polymer clay
Work time: approx 4 hours

I was expecting that ‘ha ha ha ha’ song but this was SO MUCH BETTER

posted 1 week ago with 3 notes

Oh boy. A very cute intern I met on the weekend literally took 20 minutes out of his busy day today to call me and answer my questions about applying for hospitals and handling intern year and basically he’s making me question the necessity of my no-dating-doctors rule

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